In the “Who is Prettiest” poll, Aaron ross won with 433 votes, Tony Hamlin, AKA scaryface, came in 2nd with 369 votes, Cran Cran, AKA WuTang Cran, a respectable 3rd with 312 votes, and John Corts got dead last with 33 votes. I think John Even voted for himself a bunch. He does Love Italian dressing though, and he definitely hates mustard. Aaron wins a free Stairmaster frame for getting number 1. Deane Hearne, who was naked several times in Berlin, has a posse of sweaty old European men, Toby Forte is working on a video part with Deane as we speak. Deans name is actually spelled Dean, but I don’t even give a care. Toby’s brother Leo was overheard saying “Its gone all wrong” right before peeing on world champin dirt jumper, and older brother Kye, while in Berlin as well. One weird batch of brothers. Corey Martinez Unofficially endorses FBM hubguards, so if you want to be awesome like Corey, buy some. In other news Fishers bike was stolen yesterday, as it wa sin a car that got stolen near Shortstop, luckily Fishty has GPS on his diamond encrusted Crown Royal stem, and he recovered the bike today. Tonight he is having dinner with Jay-Z, to talk about a gold plated Def Jam New Era signature hat. Word to Booty.
Originally Posted by Steve Crandall